Made by japanese film maker Takahide Hori, Junkhead is a 30 minute stop motion short film that took approximately four years to create. It was screened last November at Shibuya Uplink and later released online. The film takes place in a post-apocalyptic, steam punk-esque world where humans are no longer "alive". In this future, mankind is forced to live underground to the overwhelming contamination that is found on ground level. However, there lives an ancient virus underground that begins to decimate the human population. Humans begin to use gene recombination to make themselves immune to this virus as well as the conditions found above ground. Essentially, these humans became immortal, and were capable of exchanging bodies, or living as heads. With this immortality, also came the inability to reproduce, so in order to combat this, humans developed clones from past genetic material who were also incapable of reproducing. Over the years, clones and humans began to fight, so the clones were sent to live underground while the humans were left to live above ground. One day, the humans notice on their security cameras that a few clones were able to reproduce, so an investigation is launched underground to find if reproduction was indeed possible.
Yes, I know this story sounds confusing (It was even more confusing for me to type), but hear me out on this. I have told you guys to watch a bunch of lame movies and tv shows in the past, but if there is one thing you all should watch from my recommendations is this movie. Its extremely impressive considering that it is all done in stop motion, and the attention to detail is amazing. At times I forgot that I was actually watching dolls being moved through a man made environment. It's creepy, funny, atmospheric and super trippy. I may hold a bias on this, since stop-motions and claymations are my favorite, but watching even 15 minutes of this you realize that it is nothing like you've ever seen before. Even the language spoken in the film was created by the creator of this short. He had an IndieGoGo page where he was asking for help to create part 2 of the film, but its not up anymore. Im not too sure what happened to it. In any case, you can check out his website at this page, and watch the film at the bottom of the post.
You gotta love the stuff that you find late at night when you're browsing Netflix. Much like Re-Animator, I had no clue what this movie was about when I first saw it. All I knew was that it had an awesome poster, and any movie with an awesome poster is worth watching, even if it sucks.
This is another B-List, campy 80's horror that is straight up disturbing. The effects used in this movie were the same effects that I used to love/hate when I was a kid. They creeped me out so much that I would always cover my eyes when someone died on screen. Life sized prosthetics and puppets were used in place of the actors and it just made everything worse. Check out this scene...
Oh yeah, so about the movie... Some guy finds a white substance coming out of the ground and decides to taste it (I know, doesn't eat stuff they find on the ground right?). Finds out that it tastes good, and starts to sell it to the public under the name of "The Stuff". The Stuff looks like yogurt and people are falling in love with it. So much, that competing ice cream companies send out a guy named David Rutherford, to investigate what The Stuff is, and to find a way to destroy it. In another story, a kid named Jason starts to notice that The Stuff is moving and is having negative effects on his family. He teams up with David to try and take down the evil corporation that is selling The Stuff.
That is pretty much it really. A simple plot, with simple characters and a fairly simple villain. Don't get me wrong I am not saying this movie sucked. On the contrary I thought it was pretty hilarious, and like I stated previously, those deaths were brutal. Those kinds of effects really turn my stomach, and I can really appreciate a film maker who is able to incorporate those into his films. This one is still on Netflix so if youre down to laugh a bit and kill an hour, watch this movie.
This post isn't going to be about a movie, but rather a television show from AdultSwim called King Star King. I watched the pilot for this show last year, around December and I fell in love with it. It was complete sensory overload, and I had to watch it more than twice just to catch all of the random crap that was going on in the background as well as throughout the main story. The story (For the pilot episode at least) revolves around the character of King Star King and his buddies Pooza, a psychotic duck wizard and Gurbels, this orange thing with a face in its crotch. KSK falls in love with Princess Snow White, who then gets kidnapped by Spring Bunny, so KSK has to do everything in his power to save her. After saving her, and winning her heart, KSK has been demoted to working as a cook in a waffle house that is owned by a guy named Hank Waffles. Thats just the pilot episode, the other six episodes involve KSK and his crew getting into weird, sexual, violent and drug fueled antics all throughout the universe. That is seriously all KSK does, drink and do drugs. The whole episode feels like a bad acid trip and its awesome. If you like the first season of Super Jail, you'll like this show. All six seasons are up to watch for free on AdultSwim.com
If I remember correctly, the very first "Mad Scientist" horror movie I ever watched was the 1986 remake of The Fly. I think I was maybe seven at the time, so I was watching it through static on an analog television... in spanish. I wasn't very much scared, but I was extremely intrigued at how disgusting everything was. My favorite part was when Jeff Goldblum was throwing up on his food to break it down, then slurp it back up. I may hate the 80's, but I do love the use of practical special effects in horror movies (The Thing being one of my favorites), and thrash metal. Can't forget about thrash metal.
I had no clue as to what this movie was about, all I had to go by was the awesome poster, and H.P. Lovecrafts name at the top. Re-Animator, is a horror/comedy from 1985 that tells the story of a young medical student named Herbert West, who is accused of killing his old proffesor while he was studying in switzerland. West had developed a way to bring the dead back to life, and it is implied that he killed his professor to use him as a test subject.
After the incident, West moves to Miskatonik University in New England to continue his studies along side Dan Cain who his attempting to complete his medical schooling. He moves into Cain's apartment and continues his experiments in secret. However, when the cat goes missing, Cain's girlfriend Megan finds him dead in West's refrigerator. That night, West shows off his research to Cain and brings the dead cat back to life, only instead of being a normal pet he is extremely violent and aggressive. West convinces Cain to sneak him into the morgue so that he can test his serum on humans, only to have it backfire when one of the patients goes on a rampage and kills Megans father, who also happens to be the dean of the university.
If you plan on watching this, DON"T go into this expecting something serious and thought provoking because you will probably end up hating it. Take it for what it is, a campy 80s horror movie much like Evil Dead or The Stuff. Most of the events that take place could have been avoided from the start, and you'll find yourself saying "Really?" very frequently, but like I said, don't take it seriously. It's funny, gross, and it's full of really neat special effects. Check out this death scene... (SKIP TO 8:35IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE ENTIRE SCENE)
I can't really hate anything about this movie, because choosing something to hate would be too easy. Also, it was really fun to watch so I can't complain about that. The cheesy dialogue was expected, the over-the-top gore and hilarious cat fighting scenes were there, so what else is missing? Oh yeah, all the corpses that come back to life are naked. It's even more hilarious when you see the main characters wrestling and rolling around on the floor with the zombies.
I like the word sadomasochist. I don't know what it is about that word, but it just rolls off of the tongue so smoothly. Whatever it is, I don't think any other word can accurately describe the main antagonist in this film. Now the reason why I'm referring to him as an antagonist rather than a villain, is because I feel that in order to be called a villain, there needs to be a good guy. However, I felt that this film lacked that so called "good guy" since everyone in it was depraved and guilty of some wrong doing. It can be argued that Ichi and his gang are in fact the good guys but I don't think thats the case and I'll expand on that a little later.
That guy on the movie poster above? His name is Kakihara, and he is one of the most brutal enforcers for the Anjo gang. When boss Anjo goes missing, he makes it his life's goal to investigate his disappearance by any means necessary. What he doesn't know, is that Ichi savagely murdered boss Anjo the night before and had a clean up crew dispose of the evidence. Jijii, who is part of the clean up crew, the Anjo gang, AND Ichi's gang feeds Kakihara false information making him believe that a fellow enforcer named Suzuki was the cause of Boss Anjos disappearance. Kakihara kidnaps and tortures Suzuki by hooking his flesh with steel hooks and hanging him from the ceiling. He then proceeds to pour hot oil on Suzuki's back and head before being informed that hes torturing the wrong person. The following day, he apologizes to the rest of his gang by slicing off the tip of his tongue and offering it as a tribute.
In another part of the city, we get introduced to Ichi,
(This is Ichi)
who turns out to be the exact opposite of what everyone makes him out to be. He's an extremely socially awkward, severely anxious and sexually confused person who freezes anytime someone tries talking to him. Whenever he's at home he spends his time under a blanket staring at what looks to be Tekken 3 on his television. His friend Jijii continously reminds Ichi of his childhood and how badly he was bullied. He also reminds him of the time his best friend was raped and Ichi did nothing to stop them. He uses these stories to brainwash Ichi and turn him into a hyper violent killing machine, using him to wipe out the majority of the Anjo gang.
Before watching this movie, I looked up a bit of background information to see what I was getting myself into, and the one thing that stood out the most was how sadistically violent it was. Apparently, when it was screened at the Toronto Film Festival, barf bags were handed out to the audience as a joke. One person ended up using it, while a second person fainted. People weren't lying, it was really violent and gory and one scene in particular had me cringing a bit. It was the scene where Kakihara cuts off his tongue. The plot was cool, and towards the end of the film I felt extremely bad for Ichi. Jijii completely FUCKED him up and the poor guy was suffering on a daily basis. Like I stated earlier, there were no clear "good guys" in this movie. The Anjo gang members dealt in violence, gambling and prostitution. Kakihara just did things for the love of pain, and Ichi and his gang dealt strictly in blood. Jijii's goal was to use Ichi to eliminate gang activity, and to pit them against each other. Sounds like a noble act, but in the process he destroyed an innocent mans life. Ichi, though it wasn't really his fault he was so messed up, killed both the innocent and the guilty.
The only thing I didn't like about this movie was the amount of characters that were introduced at the beginning, who then kind of just dissapeared towards the end of it. Im not very used to japanese names, so keeping track of all the different characters was a little challenging. Other than that, I really enjoyed watching this. Now that I think about it, it was a really funny movie with a shit load of violence sprinkled on top, so there is no reason not to watch it. Plus, Kakihara is one bad ass villain. (See those scars on the sides of his mouth? He can take those piercings off and he can open his mouth twice as wide to chew your face off.)
So I decided to lay off of the foreign movies for a bit (for like an hour and a half) and watched Event Horizon at the request of a friend. Normally I am a bit cautious when it comes to movie recommendations, but I have to admit that this one was actually pretty good. Aside from the cheesy dialogue and the completely unnecessary comic relief character, everything else was entertaining.
If Clive Barker's Hellraiser, and Sunshine by Danny Boyle met and had a baby together, then Event Horizon would be the result of that unprotected coitus. In 2040, maybe a bit earlier, the brilliant Dr. William Weir (played by Sam Neil), developed a space ship, which he named The Event Horizon, that is capable of traveling at near light speed. He created a machine that essentially bends space and time allowing us to travel from one point in the universe to another in an instant. The machine inside the ship creates a small worm hole which "teleports" the ship to the second location. On its maiden voyage however, the ship goes missing and for seven years, nothing is heard from the crew. In 2047 a distress beacon is picked up, and The Lewis and Clark is sent out to investigate. On board The Lewis and Clark is Captain Miller (played by Laurence Fishburne), Dr. Weir, Peters, Starck, Cooper, and and the rest of Miller's Crew. Once they find the Event Horizon, they go on board and start to investigate what actually happened to the previous crew, since no bodies seem to be found other than a frozen corpse a disembodied hand, and an audio recording that says "Liberate Tutemet Ex Infernis", which apparently is a grammatically incorrect way of saying "Save yourslef from Hell" in Latin. While on board, the portal opens by itself and sucks in one of the crew members. He is pulled out by the crew but is left in a catatonic state, this also causes the gravitational drive to send out an electromagnetic pulse which damages the Lewis and Clark and forces the crew to live off of the Event Horizon while they undergo repairs. While on the ship, the crew begins to experience violent hallucinations while Dr. Weir develops an unhealthy obsession with the ship.
I try my hardest not to spoil any movies I talk about, because I honestly want people to watch them so I try not to ruin the fun. So without going into too much detail, what happened to the ship, was that it was successful in its first voyage, however they did not end up in their desired destination. They had opened a portal to a universe of unimaginable pain and chaos. They discovered that other universes do in fact exist, but we do not belong there. The universe that they encountered was hyperviolent and cruel, and caused the crew to become cannibalistic sadists.
Aside from the corny lines and forced CGI, it was made in 1997 so most of the CG was still in its infancy and it looks a little dated. It was a lot of fun to watch. There was a good amount of violence and gore, but it wasn't in your face "LOOK AT THIS SHIT" type of gore. It was fast, and left a lot to the imagination. I even went back to freeze frame on the part where they find the ships video footage too watch all the torture. The comic relief character I was talking about? Yeah, completely unnecessary. He played a pretty big role in the plot, however I feel like it was completely unnecessary to make him that goofy. Whenever he was on screen and said something, I just shook my head and said "Why would you say that?". Then I remembered that this movie was made in the 90's, so I let it fly. Fishburn was ok, although a bit lame, but the over all concept behind the movie was what really sold me. If you like space madness, hallucinations and violence, then give this movie a try.
Released in 1995 by directors Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet, The City of Lost Children is a surrealistic fantasy film set in an unnamed port city, in which children seem to be vanishing into thin air. One, played by Ron Perlman, is an ex-sailor turned street performer who loses his best friend in a fatal stabbing during one of their performances. That night, One is attacked by a group of men referred to as the "Cyclops", who then proceed to kidnap his adopted little brother. One chases after them, but fails to catch up to their vehicle, and instead runs into a gang of orphans called The Thieves Guild, who are sent by the conjoined twins known as the octopus to steal money and jewelery from the unsuspecting people around town. Later, One finds himself working with the thieves guild where he meets Miette, a little girl who may have information on the possible whereabouts of the kidnapped child.
Far away on an ocean rig, there is a scientist named Krank (played by Daniel Emilfork) who lives with a small woman named Martha, his six identically cloned brothers, and Irvin who is simply a brain living in an aquarium. Due to his inability to dream, Krank is aging at an alarming rate, so in order to stop this he has built a machine that can suck out the dreams of children. He and his clones pay the Cyclops' in body augmenting equipment, to steal children for them. The children are then transported to the rig and hooked up to the machine where Krank invades their minds. The only problem is, that these poor children are so scared that all of their dreams are nightmares, which are useless to Krank. Throughout the film, Krank is figuring out a way to give these kids happy dreams, however he continuously fails miserably, until he meets One's little brother who is not scared of the terrifying scientists. Krank concludes that this is the child that he is been looking for and attempts to take his youth.
Much of the films creepyness comes from the variety of skewed angles chosen to film the villains. I noticed that whenever One, Miette, or any of the kids were on screen alone, the camera was still and "normal". But whenever any villain stepped foot into the frame, the camera would warp, bend, or take very dramatic closeups giving them a more sadistic and disgusting look. Take a look at Krank during one of his nightmares...
Or this one, where he is confronting one of the children about his nightmare...
There was also a dream sequence, in which a gang of Santa Claus invade a childs dream and everything becomes warped and confusing, it was like a mushroom trip gone bad. That scene actually gave me a bit of nausea, but I think that was the whole point, to make me uneasy.
Daniel Emilfork did a fantastic job of playing the sadistic villain Krank. I particularly enjoyed his facial expressions throughout since he has such a unique looking face, combined with his long and slender limbs and the skewed camera angles, he just oozed evil. Perlman did an excellent job as well, considering that he didn't know a single word of French. According to the films Wikipedia page, director Marc Caro had to phonetically recite all of Perlmans lines in order for him to deliver them correctly. The children did an excellent job as well, even though half of them were being tortured by an evil Santa.
Theres a lot more to talk about when it comes to this film, however I find it difficult to say anything else without spoiling the rest of it. Do yourself a favor and watch this movie, its really good.
